in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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