I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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