he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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