on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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