just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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