i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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