fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
