That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Randomize
