She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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