Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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