Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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