i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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