Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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