You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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