i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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