how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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