butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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