Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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