North Korea, Best Korea!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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