okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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