Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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