i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
vagina is talking i cant
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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