it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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