Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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