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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.