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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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