Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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