I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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