thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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