BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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