Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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