do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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