I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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