I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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