Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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