The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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