Are we in a gay sports bar?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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