The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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