He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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