Having a random hookup so left but love u
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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