i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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