Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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don't judge my taste in strippers
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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