Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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