Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again

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(905): View more from Toronto

So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises

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(440): View more from Ohio

obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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(239): View more from Florida

I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling

(1-239): View more from Florida

You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah

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(317): View more from Indiana

So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..

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