Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
being pregnant is like rehab
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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