ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I will be naked everywhere
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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