1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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