I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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