i need an iv and a liver transplant
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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