One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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