why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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