Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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