Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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