your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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