i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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