Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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