North Korea, Best Korea!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
and you fell through a lawn chair
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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