Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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